Some Sorta Recap: DC x Sonic
In which I talk about that one crossover and also, what is Archie doing here?
Welcome back to Some Sorta Recap, where I am determined to keep this going despite my inner voice for this bit sounding suspiciously like a buncha white dudes on Youtube. Granted, they're all from the retro/vintage computer sphere so I can be doing a lot worse. Can you imagine if Vaush was the one in my head? I'd do something that'd get me demonetized on Google's platforms.
Look, if gay white men can have an inner sassy Black woman (for the record, they really shouldn't that's fucking racist), I can have an inner commentator white man. "I thought you wanted equality!" motherfuckers, I'm turning that back on you. Suck it.


Speaking of dudes, I thought that was fanart. But no, it was real! And I read it! Eventually! I worried the comic book guy when I didn't show up for a month and a half. But IDW's Sonic the Hedgehog is one of my pulls, and he also knows me well enough to go ahead and order anything Sonic-related. Come springtime, the first issue was ready for me.
We're just gonna go right into it
Because otherwise, we'd be here all day.
So we open up with this weird thing all up in the sky.

Wait, sorry; how did Archic Sonic get in here? Besides, Eggman is far too pedestrian a villain for a friggin' DC crossover, you know? We gotta go bigger. Universe-ending bigger.
It was this other thing that is not egg-shaped.

Taking a page from Hot Rod's megalomania, it's Darkseid riding around in his own head, interrupting hedgehog picnics with Goldar clones and blowing up master emeralds. Eggman could never. He do some some goofy robot shit and then almost blow it up.
Fortunately, here's where the DC superheroes come in! We got
The Flash and Sonic, Team Speed

They go fast. They go fast. They go faster faster faster faster faster-- You know how it is with this alpha speedster types or whatever. They got jokes. There's friendly rivalry. And they make a good team.
Green Lantern and Silver, Team Mystic Floating Dudes

IT'S LAZER TIME, BOYZZ! (And you now have that banger stuck in your head.) The hedgie is psychic, but both are packing the light show (and it does go better for them than that other one). They work well together.
Batman and Shadow, Team Brood

They understand each other and manage to cooperate. Bonus: Batman sees right through Shadow's lone wolf bullshit and tells him to knock it off, teamwork make the dream work.
Wonder Woman and Amy, Team LET'S GO WOMEN

You know how you meet someone and you just know that y'all would get along? It was the vibe I got from these two absolute badasses. And they do be badass with their weapons of choice, while supporting and hyping each other up. Can you say, "Extended Sisterhood"? You do love to see it.
...hey, look, I didn't get all cynical and was like "they only paired up these two because they're the only girls!" I chilled the fuck out for once. Although I'm probably right.
Cyborg and Tails, Team Nerd

The smart guys that think up the plans and build the knickknacks to set them in motion. Hahaha neeeeeeerds jk I love you guys, you two are my favorite, can you help me install Anubis? something something Codeburg mutuals.
Superman and Knuckles, Team Brick

Your flying bricks. Super tough, can punch things, and are giant introverts in their own right. And if it weren't for Supes, Knucks would've blown up along with the master emerald. Together th– you get the running gag by now.
What Is That Maniac Up To?
After introductions and knocking out the first wave of mooks, Cyborg and Wonder Woman tell it...

...such as he came upon Mobius (er, whatever Sonic's world is called in IDW; please go easy on me it's Archic Sonic brain) and the good guys followed him in their own wormhole/boom tube to stop him from gaining more power to reach his goal.
Three guesses why DarkSleigh is here. No... make it seven.

We cannot be having that! Trying to swipe the chaos emeralds is Eggman's shtick!
Everyone breaks off into teams to try and beat DarkLoad to the punch; in the case of Tails and Cyborg, they hit the lab to do science stuff. There's banter and bonding (Even Team Brood; they just bond in silence).
In some sort of irony, DarkSlam managed to beat Team Speed and nabbed one of the emeralds. But one is enough for the teams to pivot to the offensive immediately. And kinda get thrashed.

By the way, Eggman does get his designated Enemy Mine appearance and offers to ram his airship into "that grotesque flying face."

There is a pretty epic fight once they catch up to the baddie in Casa de DarkMood. And in that fight, the timey wimey stuff got discombobulated.
And uh
collapsed a little
...

Ugh, that again. I may need to up my dosage.
"What's Kansas, anyway?"
Mister Terrific got some bad news for our anthropomorphic pals once they come out the other side.

Their world– and the Justice League– are AWOL. And no matter how threatening Knuckles got, there just weren't any coordinates to send them back to...
yet. Ya know Tails is That Bitch.

While he works on a hypothesis, there's some big shoes to fill. And no worries about the need to blend in; we know what comic conventions are. Team Sonic suits up (and Silver is a Green Lantern, the ring says so) and lays waste to their buddy's nemesises.
Nemesi?
MULTIPLE BAD GUYS who also just happen to be causing chaos with some the chaos emeralds. How convenient! And color coded! Sinistero was Yellow (duh), Lex had Green (duh), some gorilla dudes had the red one, Joker is Purple (duh), and Reverse-Flash had... blue? Eh, Sonic's blue so it still works.
Emerald GET Montage!

We don't see how Teen Titans and Tails managed to get the sixth White chaos emerald; that apparently happened off-screen and was probably boring anyway compared to what the jocks were doing.

we're not talking about all those references in that panel get out of my head Penders gdi Beast Boy sos sos sos sos sos sos sos
....ANYWAY, Tails! He managed to prove his theory with all six together: their world is only just sleeping. In a pocket dimension, probably due to DarkSouls' printer going on the fritz or something.
Some fiddling here, chaos emeralds there (and everyone telling Shadow to STFU with his "should we do this?" brooding bullshit)...
aaaaaand--
A Quick One, While They Were Away
So, yeah. The world was not destroyed (but is being shaken apart by DarkLadel's microwave)! Which means The Justice League got up to some shenanigans of their own, in parallel with their friends Birthed on Another Earth'd.
Gotta get those emeralds, too! They shake down Mook Wave #2 and the elites on DarkSleeve's payroll, and steamroll the local baddies that decided to work with them. They even get some help now and then.

Well, in Batman's case, it was his trusty motorcycle.

And of course, The Gay Agenda.

What that Flash do? Not waste his time, that's what, he's got eight-lane loop-de-loops to get on. I'll just leave this here:

Eggman still can't catch a break. He was minding his own business while the local heroes were away! Really!

Meanwhile their half of the Geek Squad rigged up a similar contraption to his Teams buddy, and Cyborg do his fiddlin' thing annnnnnd
Reunited And It Feels So Good

Everyone catches up and we get more bonding moments, a nice breather before the endgame. It's several sweet moments of Team Sonic gushing over Team JL's home, light smack-talk, blunt "how's things?" and "...Joker blew up the Batmobile." "It happens."
Hey enough of that! Plan time! They're gonna bust up in that floating rock, by doing some resonating with the shiny chaos rocks, and DarkSeethe will get his shit rocked and Bob's yer uncle, the worlds are saved!
...okay we got time for some one-liners.

dang it sorry it's the Archie one again oh shit it keeps happening will you fucking stop
"Alexa, Play Boss Battle Music"

DarkSeeD gives 'em a couple of paragraphs about their predictability and how he wants to kill 'em and such. He summons the rock arms and the rock arms get slapped around, and the good guys keep him entertained while the brainiacs implement the last stage of their plan.
They just need the last emerald and to hack the Gibson.
Sonic and The Flash do what they do best: Teamwork make the dream work! And, you know, what's one more competition when the end of reality is at stake? (They can multitask.)

They swipe DarkSlug's jewelry, outrun his killer eye lasers, Sonic gets a dash in, and... drumroll, please...

But wait, there's more!
Everyone continues to wail on Dark Magician Man, to wear him down and to buy a little more time. Just a little more! Because! We always need more power! What's more powerful than chaos emeralds? That Speedy Force stuff, I guess!
the... The Flash is using Tails' tails as a fucking treadmill are you kidding me

I guess seeing that just pushed this bad guy over the edge and he's like "FUCK IT, ERASE EVERYTHING! DESTROY THE UNIVERSE!!"

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Yup. Need to up that dosage.
Everything As It Was
You know DarkSleek wasn't successful. Nick of time and all that. The Flash slapped the final touch on their plan, and the universe snapped back to how things were before DarkDork started mucking things up. Nothing destroyed and no one displaced or where they shouldn't be.
Most importantly? No chili dogs were harmed.
"Think of it as save scumming," Tails and Cyborg explained, except not really, but that's how I'm parsing it as and that's good enough for me.
Also Sonic pines for The Flash and now I ship it--

Final Thoughts

This was just... a good ol' time. I freakin' love comics. I love the IDW run of Sonic for what it is (and isn't, despite my cracks and references to Archie Sonic).
And gosh darnit the art is just so good. It really sells these two IPs with all the charm and resonation you'd expect from this sort of thing.
And as many people mentioned, this was kind of a big deal. It really screams, to me, "Yes, this series is relevant enough for a crossover!"
I agree with Game Apologist with how they appeared to "play it safe" with this one, but the alternative (read: a bad crossover) gives me chills and I'm thankful for what we got.
I hope this'll embolden them to do more bold things in the future. I want The Flash running on Tails' tails, squared.
Not-Rating
Shadow's Height / 5. Observe:

I was fucking hollering, it's pocketsized hedgie batman, "edgy hedgie" as Joker called him before getting his lights kicked out. Yes, of course this was my favorite part of the whole shebang. This is me showing restraint with keeping it to one more panel.
Headcanon that Batman, with his Prep Time, did have a hedgehog-sized suit just sitting around and ready.
...wait a second
Hey, I wonder how that Eggman is holding up? Probably taking a little mini vacay from all that nonsense, right? He certainly can't be doing anything nefarious or jumping multiverses or teaming up with other evil geniuses or anything, right?
...right?

NO, NOT THAT ONE.
Are you there, God? It's me, Albi. Please make the flashbacks stop.

ok bye– for now!

